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  • Letter from a profane to another

    Ze,

    Priciso you tell this story.

    Tava I a
    other night looking for a store of things of your profession prac buy your Christmas present when I met a predião I pointed out, all lit up, full of people. Eta class good.

    I asked: "Here's shop builders?" - Instead of response was only hug. They soon discovered that I am mechanic, Joe, because everyone was asking me where my workshop.

    Lojona beautiful
    that, with paintings, carpets, fans, until guestbook had to sign. Funny, with that crazy heat wave, they wanted to know how many degrees were doing and had no thermometer. Should're over 30, then "carquei" there in the big book: 33. I think I nailed it, because everyone hugged me enough.

    After everyone went pro lounge where I was the goods. Had cuié Mason, plumb, level, square, lever, compass, ruler, even stone. He had also tables and chairs that was not satisfied. I think some of these tables was with the lid loose because the guys got some hammers and began knocking. Until the door is stuck was because a guy started hitting with the handle of a skewer.

    Then I thought that there was a blind guy. Asked where he sat guy ... where the sat-so ... was wondering what time it was ... poor guy! He had a spirit of pork that told him it was noon on the dot. And is not that he believed!

    Then another guy was near him and began to whisper here and there. One of them complained of such an Aaron who made a mess with oil. He said he poured on the head, beard and dressed in such a Dona Orla. Qie confirmed the man was blind because he said that the store open tava and then looked and saw that tava closed. In this hour you noticed that there was known. Felt their absence and began to ask, "and Joe", and Joe?, And Joe? ".

    After a while a guy stood up to talk some bullshit that does not understand anything, and, finally, sent to the proposals. Another guy came to collect them with a bag and then I sent mine: gave fifty bucks in that chord Pindur up there, all curled up.

    You know? The guy
    tava doing even if blind. He read my proposal and said nothing. I think I was wrist rest. Then they invented it was raining, which had leak at the store and I ended up putting it out.

    Okay, Joe, was right, was perfect. But if they found little value that I have written, and they could make a counteroffer, no?


    The Salesman

    A nice guy, polite, of good habits in life and successful practice as a traveling salesman, decided to celebrate her engagement in a discreet and cozy restaurant in a city with the same qualities. As I was traveling was not very difficult to find the ideal city.

    The boy went with his fiancee and his mother toward the city selected. After an hours drive of the city reached Pedra Dura.

    They stayed and then the boy went looking for the ideal restaurant. It was early morning and pretty calm, he walked through peaceful streets and found a restaurant on the edge of a stream 3 Brothers Restaurant. The name of the establishment pleased him, he gave at the door of the same three strokes. Then a voice told him the beats:

    -        
    Who goes there?

    -         I am a customer who wishes to address a celebratory dinner. Replied the boy.

    -        
    Well then enter.

    The traveler went in and a nice, polite man was waiting in the lounge.

    -Good morning! He congratulated the newly arrived and you are asked a waiter?

    -My clients recognize me as such. From whence you came?

    -From a town called St. John

    , What do you do in life?

    -I am traveling salesman. I travel on business or visiting stores.

    -You come around here much?

    -Not much, this is my 3rd trip.

    -What do you want?

    -A dinner for three persons seat.

    -How about between those columns? It is a very private place.

    -Sounds good. We will be among them.

    -What to drink on occasion?

    -To my mom and fiancee a glass of sweet drink. I prefer something like bitter aperitif.

    -It is Whisky?

    -National?

    No, Scot.

    Well if it is old-I. Okay, but I wish the tables were well decorated.

    -We decorates them with pomegranates, are beautiful and exotic.

    -What about the flowers?

    -Stay calm, do arrangements with roses and ears of wheat.

    "Well then do not save anything, I
    wealth in abundance. Will you be here?

    -Yes, I work from noon to midnight.

    Well, the conversation is good care. And the price?

    -The price is fair and the service is perfect, but what is your name?

    -Solomon and her?

    -Iran, I am known as the quot; steaks from Iran, "I am good at cutting steaks. My brothers also attend. A name is Emmanuel and
    But another is known as Joseph "Joe"

    -You is the city?

    No, I was also Salesman. I liked this city that in my 5th trip decided to stay here. And already being
    5 years, I bought this restaurant. Look at my brother in the beginning was difficult. This establishment was bad because, as belonged to three bunglers called: Gilberto, and Jubert Juberton. They made so many blunders that eventually killed.

    -Look at Iran, place the table of my mother to be separated from more privacy.

    -And your father does not come?

    "No my mother is a widow.

    -A coincidence! I am also the son of a widow.

    "I have long since realized.

    -What do you call your mother? We have complimentary to her.

    -My mother's name is acacia.

    -This name is known to me, we had a great cook with this name.

    "Well I better get going. Soon I will return with them. Ah! Before I forget. What is the house specialty?

    -BBQ.

    -Great! It is soft?

    -Yes, so soft that the meat falls off bones.

    "Oh, Lord my God! How wonderful, I can not lose! The place is safe?

    -Yes, we have two guys who care experts that. And the room we have two guards.

    -Congratulations, your restaurant is covered with quality, save the lovely teacher. Bye.


    The ACCENT BROTHER OF LEBANON

    His brother Muhammad was chosen for the Master of Ceremonies. His performance was very short, maybe two minutes. The store was packed, ready to begin work on a Session Initiation Magna.

    Muhammad took the bat, went between columns, puffed out his chest and declared:

    _ "Venerable Master, Augusta and Resbeitável Shop Bartidários of Esberança finds himself combosta and awaits your orders!"

    STRANGE THAT SALUTE!

    His brother Vernon, who succeeded Muhammad, was luckier. He has a Master of Ceremonies by almost an entire session. He had a horrible quirk: both blinked his eyes several times and followed with great force. It was an excellent ritualist and gave a show in practice.

    Elapsed after all procedures, Valter took the neophytes to the Hall of PP. '. PP. '. to recover and to give them lessons on how to enter the temple.

    Open the door, the three new apprentices marched correctly, and ritualistically welcomed the lights were blinking a lot, all of them.

    The Deception

    After the session initiation brother Manuel, agape was so festive that lasted until late at night. Therefore, Neco, so nicknamed by his wife when he got home the clock struck two in the morning.

    In a kind of code, when Neco wanted to sleep later, left a note for his beloved Solange.

    And what was done before going to bed.

    He put it on the nightstand, along with the package should cast that contain a pair of gloves, the Venerable Master had given him, with the recommendation that it should offer more to that estimate.

    It happened, however, that Brother Architect, responsible for purchasing all items for the session, was rushed to the bazaar of haberdashery, and the girl in charge of the package become mixed, and delivered a package containing a pair of panties instead of a couple gloves.

    The package was so cute that nobody dared to open it.

    And so it was written the ticket Neco:

    Dear Solange: I went through a ceremonial wonderful. All the brothers are very nice. Even asked to hand over this gift. They know you, like most women, no longer the custom to use, but is a
    old habit of gifting as well. If not your size, do not worry baby. Will be even better: the fingers will be more comfortable. Kisses from your Neco.

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